A public statement enters. The evidence gets the final word. The punishment is childish; the classification is not.
The joke is deliberately crude. The standard of evidence is not. Political statements are isolated, checked against primary records, challenged by competing explanations and classified with visible uncertainty. The target is not a party, a tribe or a voter. It is the habit of treating confidence as proof. A true statement does not become false because an unpopular politician said it.
A false statement does not become true because it feels useful, or because it was said very loudly, twice. The record has no feelings and no PR team. The comedy may take sides. The record cannot.
One testable statement at a time.
Primary sources and raw data come first.
Contradictions and alternative interpretations are tested.
Supported, mixed, unsupported, false or unresolved.
F@*K Bad Politics is satire and political commentary. All quotes and claims attributed to public figures are drawn from public record; verdicts follow the classification method described under “The Method.” $FBP is a meme token with no intrinsic utility, no promise of profit, and no relationship to any political party, campaign, or the individuals depicted. Not investment advice. Not financial advice. Not a substitute for an actual newspaper. Nobody involved in this project is a licensed anything. Do your own research, then do it again, because the first time you probably just googled the price.
